Verse:
Everyone says that Santa’s a real cool dude
But honestly that’s not my attitude
Cuz all my toys have already been chewed
And we don’t need anymore more Christmas cheer
I’m fed up of with being let down
When that old fat bastard gets to town
He never brings the right thing for this hound
Just bring me Christmas beer
Chorus:
Yo Santa
If you don’t bring some beer for Barley
You can bet things are gonna get gnarly
I’ll kick your fat white ass all the Stevens pass
Mom and dad added insult to injury
Naming me after that sweet hop Barley
But I guess they get a pass, but I still want their foamy glass of brew
Verse:
Your sleigh is filled to the brim with presents
For all the East Side’s wealthy residents
But a brew would be heaven-sent
With more than 5% ABV
Your reindeer always act so smug
‘Cause they get to feast on eggnog
So I’ll offer them a Christmas hug
Right between my teeth
Bridge:
I don’t mind an IPA
A lager or a stout’s ok
Though I’d prefer a Metier
But PBR doesn’t count
Outro:
Dear Santa
Just give me Christmas beer
Dear Santa
You don’t wanna be living in fear
Dear Santa
Won’t you spread some christmas joy?
Dear Santa
By letting me get drunk with Troy?
