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Christmas Dog
03:48
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Happy Domikkah
03:56
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Butchy's Ballad
05:25
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Gnarly Barley Christmas
05:07
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Verse:
Everyone says that Santa’s a real cool dude
But honestly that’s not my attitude
Cuz all my toys have already been chewed
And we don’t need anymore more Christmas cheer
I’m fed up of with being let down
When that old fat bastard gets to town
He never brings the right thing for this hound
Just bring me Christmas beer
Chorus:
Yo Santa
If you don’t bring some beer for Barley
You can bet things are gonna get gnarly
I’ll kick your fat white ass all the Stevens pass
Mom and dad added insult to injury
Naming me after that sweet hop Barley
But I guess they get a pass, but I still want their foamy glass of brew
Verse:
Your sleigh is filled to the brim with presents
For all the East Side’s wealthy residents
But a brew would be heaven-sent
With more than 5% ABV
Your reindeer always act so smug
‘Cause they get to feast on eggnog
So I’ll offer them a Christmas hug
Right between my teeth
Bridge:
I don’t mind an IPA
A lager or a stout’s ok
Though I’d prefer a Metier
But PBR doesn’t count
Outro:
Dear Santa
Just give me Christmas beer
Dear Santa
You don’t wanna be living in fear
Dear Santa
Won’t you spread some christmas joy?
Dear Santa
By letting me get drunk with Troy?
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5. |
2 Dom 2 Furrious
02:52
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I lie on the keyboard but don’t fucking touch me
You might wanna pet me 'cause I’m so fucking fluffy
But naw I’m a cat. I gotta keep it real I’m
Hanging with my bitches, but they’re not dogs they’re feline
Racing through the streets but I’m uninsured
The streets are Sean’s carpet, the rev is my purr
Heard about a rager, gotta get there fast
But I gotta outrun the K-9s on my ass
1 life 1 love
2 Dom 2 Furry-ous
1 life 1 love
2 Dom 2 Furry-ous
One paw on the wheel I’m driving my Purrari
Going to a superfluous supermodel party
Girls wearing all white, dancing to this track
But everybody freeze when they hear my kitty ass clap
You know my boy Sean is my ride or die
Cuz if he don’t drive me to the vet I’ll die
Diss him and I’ll cut you like a scratching post
He’s the dude that I love the most
1 life 1 love
2 Dom 2 Furry-ous
1 life 1 love
2 Dom 2 Furry-ous
Remember when I drove that giant magnet truck
I caused a lot of devastation cause I DON’T GIVE A FUCK
My car is electric cause of global warming
Gotta cut emissions, strange weather is our warning
What’s my NAME?
Dom!
What's my name?
Dom!
That's right! Give it up for me.
I'm a cat and I'm fluffy and I like it like that.
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The Fananas Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Holiday songs about beloved dogs, written and performed by a couple of cool cats
